...This one got me laughing hard!

One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals.

The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won’t kill

you". So the 3 people followed the orders from the

cannibals.

The cannibals said, "Go into the forest and pick 10 pieces

of the first kind of fruit you see".

So the first guy came back out of the forest with 10

apples. The cannibals said, "Stick the apples up in your ass

without making a facial expression". The person then

frowned in pain after the second apple, so the cannibals

killed him.

The second person came back out of the forest with 10

cherries. The cannibals said, "Put the cherries up your ass

without making a facial expression". The person then

started laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed him.

In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with

cherries "why did you start laughing at the tenth cherry?

You were almost there". He replied, "I saw the

last guy come out with pineapples."